It's sleek. It's sexy. Even the sound of the word is whimsical. The idea got me excited for what's to come. Grand visions of spur of the moment trips to far off places danced through my head. Walter Mitty and Anthony Bourdain and Ted Lasso come to mind. I'll pick up new hobbies and become a master of those newfound skills overnight, I’d think to myself. People will comment how much I've changed for the better. It will be ecstasy!